Four Minutes, Once a Week
Short erotic fiction and inappropriate commentary by Sage Vivant
 
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.  And the pussy wetter.
Direct download: Babygirl.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:23 AM
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This couple enjoys sex on the moors in ways the characters in Wuthering Heights only dreamed about.
Direct download: Happier_Than_Healthcliff.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:44 AM
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When this woman travels by herself, she likes to hook up with sexy couples so she can protect herself from men on the prowl.
Direct download: A_Woman_Alone.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:17 AM
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Not even the sexiest Porsches can distract the men at the show from taking Shaniqua for the own personal test drives.
Direct download: More_Chaos_at_the_Car_Show.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:19 PM
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When his sexy wife agrees to model at the car show, Kevin is eager for her to put all the men into overdrive.
Direct download: Chaos_at_the_car_show1.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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Last week was a bad week for technology.  Libsyn (my podcast host) screwed up big time -- hundreds of requests for this podcast were not complied with.  And then my hard drive died, putting me out of commission for future podcasts!  But I should be up and running again soon -- no later than Thursday, August 30. 
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The view from her boyfriend's new apartment is stunning, but the view his neighbors get when she visits is even better.
Direct download: Gorgeous_View.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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Two strangers on a train traversing the Alps don't even have the same language in common. But they somehow find a way to express themselves in the universal language of sex.
Direct download: Northern_Passage.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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After they exhaust their guy, these girls play with each other. Some guys have all the luck.
Direct download: Girls_Just_Wanna_Have_Fun.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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If all real estate agents in Hawaii are this accommodating, you need to buy property there.
Direct download: Hawaiian_Hospitality.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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Looking for a nice gift for your wife? Give her Carmen Electra -- and get a gift that keeps on giving.
Direct download: Electrafying.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:51 PM
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Calling all voyeurs and exhibitionists! Here's what you should get each other for Christmas. (Warning: it'll probably get you arrested.)
Direct download: Display_Case.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:01 AM
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If two gorgeous superheroines were fighting over you, would you be able to root for a winner? 
Direct download: Cheetara.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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If you keep doing dirty things in the shower, can you ever get clean?
Direct download: Shower.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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It takes balls to call your boyfriend and tell him you'll be late -- while your girlfriend is eating you out.
Direct download: Auto_Erotica.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:02 AM
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Dildos made of certain plastics can be hazardous to your health. That's why this lady prefers the warm, natural penetration that only wood can provide!
Direct download: Woody.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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He's got a thing for her beautifully manicured hands. He especially likes where she puts them.
Direct download: Handy_Fiancee.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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As Susan puts on her makeup one morning, suddenly it's not only her eyelashes that grow fatter, longer, and thicker. Omar does, too.
Direct download: Up_Close_and_Personal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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If one woman wants to be eaten and the other doesn't like to be ignored, what do you do?  Follow this guy's example.
Direct download: Equal_Time.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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What's hotter than a parochial school girl's uniform on a voluptuous woman? Seriously. What?
Direct download: How_Parochial_of_You.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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Who wears the heels in this relationship, anyway?  Just ask the sissymaid.
Direct download: Late_Supper.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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Two men buy red panties for their respective sweethearts, but one woman ends up getting both pairs. How does something like that happen?
Direct download: The_Red_Panties.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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When hunting elk, the wearing of camouflage will not distract them from your noisy orgasms.  Come with caution. 
Direct download: Camouflage.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:01 AM
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Here's an excerpt from my new CD with David Courtney called SEX WITH A STRANGER. It's the tale of a custom erotica writer (know any of those?) who dreams up a mystery lover after she breaks up with her boyfriend. But when the dream becomes a reality, and the lover has been having the same dream she has, a whole new mystery confronts them. Buy the CD at http://cdbaby.com/cd/whiteroommusic
Direct download: SexWithAStranger_FMOW.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:02 AM
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Cooking and dancing aren't the only activities that can be done Cajun-style. This Mardi Gras celebration serves up some hot and spicy delights this guy won't get at home.
Direct download: Hot_Tamale_Baby.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:01 AM
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A good massage doesn't limit itself to the shoulders and neck. Tension can be carried anywhere....
Direct download: Rubdown.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:02 AM
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In this story by M. Christian, two women find that getting out of bed in the morning is not nearly as appealing as staying there.
Direct download: Getting_Up.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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This hair stylist works with heads all day, but when the right "head" comes along, there's no time to give it what it needs....
Direct download: Nasty_Obligations.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:01 AM
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This salesgirl knows how to get to the root of a man's wardrobe needs.
Direct download: Try_This_On_For_Size.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:01 AM
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For some guys, the decision to get a message is a slippery one....
Direct download: Hot_Oil.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:01 AM
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When this guy calls in sick for the third day in a row, he really is in bed -- with two beautiful women who won't rest until they've made him eligible  to collect disability insurance...
Direct download: Parting_Gesture.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:00 AM
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There's a reason why hotel pools don't have lifeguards after a certain hour. There's very little swimming going on.
Direct download: Poolside.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:02 PM
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Lady checks out a noise downstairs but not to worry -- it was only her man prowling about with amorous intentions!
Direct download: Bump_in_the_Night.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:01 AM
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Staying after school is far more satisfying in college than it was in grammar school...
Direct download: Head_Master.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:01 AM
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 When a horny little vixen goes after her husband, Michele uses the scene as a pleasure fest for herself.
Direct download: Michele_in_Margaritaville.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:22 PM
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Life is very, very good when you can say that you're having more fun than Jenna Jameson.
Direct download: In_Room_Entertainment.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:01 AM
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Some girls are just asking for trouble. Like this one, who would rather have sex with her burglar than call the police on him.
Direct download: Vocational_Hazard.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:02 AM
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Sandy's surprise shocker prompts her to clean Ray's pipes. Thoroughly.
Direct download: Pipe_Cleaner.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:01 AM
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Ray's commitment to his bet with Sandy continues -- and yields some SHOCKING results.
Direct download: Shocker.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:01 AM
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